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I know something you wanna know about men!I happen to know that most guys don't like their potential girlfriend to be to hot.
Maybe to fuck once or twice, masturbate to or have an affair with. But for a long turn relationship? NO!


The thing is, most guys have such egos, they can't handle a tooo hot girlfriend!
They can't stand being the "ugly" one of them two, and they are afraid to get so exited in bed, they come before they ever came in... if you know what I mean.


What they want is a 6, maybe a 7. Dirty blonde, a little boring and quiet.. dressed in brown.
Sweet n' nice.


So girls! If you find it impossible to get a lasting relationship, the problem might be you're to good looking.
Try not to wear any make up. Wear beige turtleneck and be just a little boring, and there you go!
POOFFFF! A BOYFRIEND!